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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:33

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Are you happy with your life?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I'm 24.

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

Me : I don't drink

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

© you're so funny!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Where and how did ballet originate?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

Me : Sure.

Me : Thank you.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!